She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
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I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
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you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
i believe in u and ur pee
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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