I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I smell like Dick and happiness
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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