thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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