do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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