I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
COCAINE IS GR8
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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