i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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