I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
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Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
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Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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