Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize
