Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
where am i from again
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
