ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
you never un-have a 4some
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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