Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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