"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
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You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
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Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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