i think i have herpe
just one?
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
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