She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Is this like a preordered booty call?
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