is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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