I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
accomplished twins. life is a go
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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