love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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