i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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