Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
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That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
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Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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