i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
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True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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