I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
