I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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