pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
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Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
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you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
soo... how was my night?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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