You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I AM VODKA MAN
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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