it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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