# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
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Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
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Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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