My first STD was from a foam party
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
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I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
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My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
God, I missed his penis.
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