yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
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