Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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