I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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