ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
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rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
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His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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