i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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