the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
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uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
What a dumb baby whore.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
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The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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