That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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