Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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