Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
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