Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
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I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
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I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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