Already got asked if we're dating
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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