so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
too bad you live with your parents still
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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