She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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