Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
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I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
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Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Then you guys just all showered together...?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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