It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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