mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
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It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
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I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
MIDGETS
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We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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