the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
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there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
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EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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