My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
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Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize