Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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