i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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