Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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