Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
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I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
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just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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