I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
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she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
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Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
You're a waste of cheezeits
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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