That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
She announced her abortion via fbk
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
i dont even know how to be here
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
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