Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
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