covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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