i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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