fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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