Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
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I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
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RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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